Absolute control is the most important part of your business. This whole "open source" nonsense will quickly fade into the sunset, and nobody in your organization is going to come up with ideas as good as yours. Employees don't think on their own, they need a strong leader to tell them when to be at work, when to take a smoke break, and how to iron their pants.
Many people all over the world have asked me how I accomplish such a tight reign on my staff and I always tell them the same thing, founder photo's. At frshnk we believe that if someone is watching over your shoulder at all times you wouldn't dare check your Facebook. Tweet on my time and "I'm a watchin". Since Chris and I can't be in every cubicle at the same time (I mean after all we do have four and I am not a super hero) we demand that everyone on staff either utilize our image as their desktop or have one framed (a minimum of 8x10) on their desk next to their monitor.
This has worked so well we are now selling our founders photo's to other companies. For a mere $499.00 you too can have a more productive working environment without the hassles of back talk, social networks or free thought.
Bring nirvana to your working environment today, quantities are limited, operators are standing by (and working like dogs because we are just staring at them).
